LEARNING CURVE-Chelsea Clinton Seen Purchasing Pregnancy Kits at Oxford University Pharmacy..

The New York Post ^ | May 31, 2002 | Richard Johson

[codebreaker]

Did Chelsea Clinton drink too much one night?

And is she pregnant?

The London Sun printed pictues yesterday of the former first daughter staggering out of a London nightclub on the arm of her beau, Ian Klaus.

The paper reports she needed help keeping upright after a night of boozing.

In an unrelated story--though they could be related--

The New Globe reports that Chelsea recently bought two home pregnancy kits at a pharmacy near Oxford University..

[scholar]

Chelsea's just a kid with a lot of growing up to do; she doesn't deserve this.

I agree--however, just want to say, neither did Barbara and Jenna Bush.

If everyone of us on this forum had our juvenile behavior come back to haunt us, we would be seriously embarassed.

[socal_parrot]

Probably not

Morals Klaus

[codebreaker]

But we also didn't have a gaggle of secret service to keep us out of trouble.

[Charles Henrickson]

Another girl's name:

Frieda Break Klaus

This is now my co-favorite name, along with Senata Klaus. I'm hoping for twin girls.

"Lil' Krusty" can be a nickname for one of them.

[scholar]

But we also didn't have a gaggle of secret service to keep us out of trouble.

No argument there!

According to things I have read, that little witch (her mother's child) treated the Secret Service like they were pond scum while they were in the White House.

Now she is still walking around with SS protection on taxpayer money. Could rant for a long time on that subject!

[Slyfox]

The gene pool is a dice game...

[r9etb]

I recently bought some sandals and a jumbo pack of toilet paper from Wal-mart.

I'm horrified by the thought that these two seemingly unrelated items were purchased for a single reason....

[r9etb]

I'm hoping for triplets:

Nature, Reddin, and Toothan Klaus.

[Holding Our Breath]

She hurls the learned Dems vindictives about anyone who stands in her way from calling the secret service men and police "pigs" to using government property for her own use. In other words, she;s been programmed and deserves all she gets.

[Slyfox]

And their other brother, Santa.

[LibertyGirl77]

You're supposed to buy two. Because the odds of having TWO false negatives are less than having one false negative. It's a faith-boosting thing.

[OldFriend]

The story is probably not true but it's nice to see the clinton's the object of hateful lies, like the ones they always spread about their opponents.

[gridlock]

Given her parent's loyalty to this country,

Klaus, Fuchs - Obviously

[Kermit]

Don't feed them after midnight and stay out da' wader!

[folklore]

THIS JUST IN! Both tests were positive. Chels now thinks she is having twins.

[Dan from Michigan]

More Klintons? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[null and void]

YES!!!

[Sam Cree]

I think that if you are a vegetarian, your liver has trouble metabolizing alcohol. This could be why she's gets drunker than she means to. Though, with her parents, you might expect her to get plastered.

[doberville]

When does Chelsea go OFF our dime? Will marriage do the trick?

God, I am SO TIRED of these low-life freeloaders. . .