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What would Darwin think? 20 minutes?
1 posted on 05/30/2002 6:26:11 AM PDT by Ranger
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To: Ranger
If a guy tries to remove the bra of a woman without her permission, of course he's gonna get injured! Depending on the woman, that kind of thing should be lethal!
2 posted on 05/30/2002 6:27:47 AM PDT by mhking
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To: Ranger
I always carry a Leatherman Tool.......No Problem.
4 posted on 05/30/2002 6:28:50 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS
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To: Ranger
I thought it was about the man-sierre.
6 posted on 05/30/2002 6:29:11 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: Ranger
""It was a very nasty injury to the second knuckle down the finger."...which explains why Klintoon can't hit that B-flat on his sexaphone.
7 posted on 05/30/2002 6:30:13 AM PDT by RFP
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To: Ranger
They should teach this in the schools for the health of the children.(/sarcasm)
8 posted on 05/30/2002 6:30:17 AM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: Orual; aculeus; one_particular_harbour; BlueLancer
Doctors say men run the risk of injuring themselves when they take off a woman's bra.

A difficult and dangerous task, but somebody's got to do it.

9 posted on 05/30/2002 6:30:30 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Ranger
Hey, that does it for me. I'll never wear a bra again!
11 posted on 05/30/2002 6:30:57 AM PDT by capt. norm
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To: Ranger
Can a person collect Workmans Compensation when this happens? If not we need to write our Reps. and get this added ASAP.
12 posted on 05/30/2002 6:31:36 AM PDT by Piquaboy
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To: Ranger
What would Darwin think? 20 minutes?

Nah, it had a hook in the front, and he was just taking his time.

13 posted on 05/30/2002 6:32:03 AM PDT by wattsmag2
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To: Ranger
Where's the Justice Department and other lawyers when we need them. We must go after "Big Bra" with a multi-billion dollar lawsuit.

When did Big Bra first learn about the health issues associated with bra removal?

Why aren't there warning labels that can easily be read on the bras?

What else is "Big Bra" trying to hide?

Big Bra has been busted, and it's time for them to pay. We need public service announcements in every state to show us the proper method of bra removal. "Big Bra" should only make easy to remove bra to reduce the chance of physical injury.

14 posted on 05/30/2002 6:35:38 AM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: Ranger
A true lady removes it herself for her gentlemen, with a flourish!
15 posted on 05/30/2002 6:36:56 AM PDT by JoeFromCA
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To: Ranger
So who should men sue for this? The bra maker or the bra wearer?
16 posted on 05/30/2002 6:37:38 AM PDT by FITZ
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Doctors say men run the risk of injuring themselves when they take off a woman's bra. A report in a medical journal says one patient suffered major ligament damage and a fracture to one of his fingers while completing the task.

What a boob.....!

(sorry, couldn't resist saying that)

17 posted on 05/30/2002 6:41:46 AM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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To: Ranger
As long as they are going to teach safe sex in the public school classroom (you know, putting the condom on the banana stuff), they might as well teach a poor slob how to deftly remove a woman's bra, so he can do the rest of the job!
18 posted on 05/30/2002 6:46:56 AM PDT by irish guard
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To: Ranger
"Rock climbing?

I suppose that's why we used to call them "Over the shoulder boulder holders" ya think?

regards

20 posted on 05/30/2002 6:51:46 AM PDT by okiedust
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To: Ranger
Ten day waiting period on bra removals!!!

Trigger locks for all bras!!!!!

22 posted on 05/30/2002 6:53:58 AM PDT by hang 'em
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To: Ranger
If bras have the potential to cause serious bodily harm, imagine what thong underwear could do? Massive death. Weapon of Mass Destruction.
23 posted on 05/30/2002 6:55:58 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: Ranger
The man ended up with his finger in a splint for three weeks after picking up the injury, which is often associated with rock climbing.

This is too rich.

24 posted on 05/30/2002 6:56:14 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo
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To: Ranger
It is a dangerous task but someone has to do it! This just reminds me to be careful...
25 posted on 05/30/2002 6:56:28 AM PDT by wjcsux
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To: Ranger
A bro with too many bras
27 posted on 05/30/2002 6:59:22 AM PDT by Glutton
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