Doctors warn men that bras can damage their health

anova ^ | 5/17/02

[Ranger]

What would Darwin think? 20 minutes?

[mhking]

If a guy tries to remove the bra of a woman without her permission, of course he's gonna get injured! Depending on the woman, that kind of thing should be lethal!

[HEY4QDEMS]

I always carry a Leatherman Tool.......No Problem.

[mewzilla]

And his fingers are NOT the portion of his anatomy he ought to be worried about.

[Semper Paratus]

I thought it was about the man-sierre.

[RFP]

""It was a very nasty injury to the second knuckle down the finger."...which explains why Klintoon can't hit that B-flat on his sexaphone.

[Tai_Chung]

They should teach this in the schools for the health of the children.(/sarcasm)

[dighton]

Doctors say men run the risk of injuring themselves when they take off a woman's bra.

A difficult and dangerous task, but somebody's got to do it.

[max_rpf]

LOL! All I could think of was the BRO. I am sure Kramer's design was velcro ;)

[capt. norm]

Hey, that does it for me. I'll never wear a bra again!

[Piquaboy]

Can a person collect Workmans Compensation when this happens? If not we need to write our Reps. and get this added ASAP.

[wattsmag2]

What would Darwin think? 20 minutes?

Nah, it had a hook in the front, and he was just taking his time.

[Tai_Chung]

Where's the Justice Department and other lawyers when we need them. We must go after "Big Bra" with a multi-billion dollar lawsuit.

When did Big Bra first learn about the health issues associated with bra removal?

Why aren't there warning labels that can easily be read on the bras?

What else is "Big Bra" trying to hide?

Big Bra has been busted, and it's time for them to pay. We need public service announcements in every state to show us the proper method of bra removal. "Big Bra" should only make easy to remove bra to reduce the chance of physical injury.

[JoeFromCA]

A true lady removes it herself for her gentlemen, with a flourish!

[FITZ]

So who should men sue for this? The bra maker or the bra wearer?

[NewHampshireDuo]

Doctors say men run the risk of injuring themselves when they take off a woman's bra. A report in a medical journal says one patient suffered major ligament damage and a fracture to one of his fingers while completing the task.

What a boob.....!

(sorry, couldn't resist saying that)

[irish guard]

As long as they are going to teach safe sex in the public school classroom (you know, putting the condom on the banana stuff), they might as well teach a poor slob how to deftly remove a woman's bra, so he can do the rest of the job!

[Steve0113]

Hey, that does it for me. I'll never wear a bra again!

I won't, either. They're just too much trouble.

[okiedust]

"Rock climbing?

I suppose that's why we used to call them "Over the shoulder boulder holders" ya think?

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