St. Peter verifies his name is in the Book, and starts to let him in, then says, "No, no, just you, not the suitcase."
The guy says, "No, the suitcase comes with me."
St. Pete says, "You can't take it with you, everyboby knows that!"
The guy says, "I can, I've got special dispensation, check the Book again."
St. Peter looks again, and sure enough, it has his name, and one suitcase.
St. Peter turns to the guy and says, "That's amazing! I've been doing this job for, well forever, and I've never seen such a thing!, Come on in."
Then he hesitates again. "Ummm, do you mind if I see what's in the suitcase?"
The guy says no problem, and pops it open. It's filled with gold bars.
St. Peter looks and looks. Finally says "You must have gone through quite a lot to get permission to do this."
The guy says, "You have NO idea..." and starts to go into details.
St. Peter interupts "You did all that to get permission to bring in PAVING STONES?!?!"