Posted on 05/28/2002 8:56:08 AM PDT by Mo1
The Alabama Honey said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from Tennessee commented. "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive. "
Again, the belle from Tennessee commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.
Yet again, the second of the ladies commented, Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Tennessee belle.
"Charm school, the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?
The Tennesseean responded, "So that instead of saying "Who gives a sh!t?"
I learned to say, "Well, isn't that nice?"
I don't believe thinking ever enters his tiny little mind.
I lived in Palm Springs for a couple of years a long time ago and worked in a business whose clientele were primarily the very rich and sometimes famous. I saw a lot of men who acted like they were above everybody else, women who looked as if their panties were on backwards, homosexuals, and some who looked like they were living on another planet. I saw a lot of angry, sad, stressed, unfocused, suspicious, clueless, and bitter. I didn't see a lot of happy, but when I did, it was very noticeable because it was so uncommon.
I wonder if a lot of them don't grow up with so much money that they just never learn to live outside of it, in a manner of speaking. A lot who come into a lot of money it seems, their lives are suddenly burdened with putting all their time into protecting their money and that is very sad. It seems extraordinarily rare for those who have a great deal of money to find a comfort level with it that allows them to still be human and fully enjoy life and others.
If you're a Rastafarian who considers marijuana holy, it's legal to light up in Guam -- and maybe in any national park on the West Coast.
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A conservative three-judge panel said a Rastafarian -- whose Jamaica-based religion regards marijuana as a sacrament that brings believers closer to divinity -- could not be federally prosecuted for merely possessing marijuana, a decision that upheld a portion of the 1993 Religious Freedom Restoration Act.
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If it became a nationwide standard, it would also cover such federal enclaves as Washington, D.C., and Puerto Rico, defense lawyers said.
I've always thought that the sacred herb brought me closer to God... and I can only imagine how satisfying it would be, to spark up an humongous, ounce-sized, foot-long Fattie of the Kind Bud, while sitting on the steps of the Capital.
I can see it now... Me with my Fattie sparked, with maybe a little Dead music wafting down the street, from the direction of the Spleef Vendor's cart. The one with the long line of customers waiting.
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I PUT A BLOCK ON MY IM'S
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WHY ... OH WHY DID I EVER TAKE IT OFF ...
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I can see it now... Me with my Fattie sparked, with maybe a little Dead music wafting down the street, from the direction of the Spleef Vendor's cart.
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
And all this time I thought it was church and prayer that brought one closer to God ...
I guess it is a good thing I don't have that speak typing software hooked up .. LOL
It can get tiring after a while .. lol
Your present schedule will make you an old geezer in 2 or 3 years. Listening to geezer rock probably doesn't help.
So9
You and Bill Clinton.
So9
Isn't that what it's supposed to do?
So9
I have heard really good bud refered to as 'Concentrated Jesus'.
So9
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