Your dad would approve.
It is with a heavy heart I must let you know that I will not seek, and will not serve if nominated, as your President. I fear the duties of the office would seriously corrupt my freeping and surfing time.
As to the veracity of the pigeon story, I can believe a sailor with shore leave could be that genius - maybe call lefty Helen and find out the seriousness of the pigeon situation in the islands.
Keep having fun. bbl