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To: illstillbe; grannie9; habs4ever; palo verde; westmex; acnielsen guy; andysandmikesmom; okimhere...
Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Alabama, the other from Tennessee, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion.

The Alabama Honey said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from Tennessee commented. "Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive. "

Again, the belle from Tennessee commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.

Yet again, the second of the ladies commented, Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Tennessee belle.

"Charm school, the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?""

The Tennesseean responded, "So that instead of saying "Who gives a sh!t?"
I learned to say, "Well, isn't that nice?"

201 posted on 05/29/2002 5:35:55 AM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Good joke Neets.. I LIKE that one, and oh.. sooooo true.. lol
202 posted on 05/29/2002 6:10:48 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: illstillbe
hi illstillbe
I am happy to see you here
you are always welcome here
the more the merrier
(and captain likes gals aboard)
when grannie found us on FR (a week or 2 after we arrived)
she pretended to be feeble-minded
and a wonderful gal FReeper knocked herself out to help her find her way 'round
I'm tryin' to remember if it was you or the other freeper gal I became friends with before I moved over to FR
Love, Palo
214 posted on 05/29/2002 9:32:33 AM PDT by palo verde
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