We can be a bit slow on the uptake, but one we get with a woman, we have a tendency to give them a lot of attention.
That's called stalking.
Did anyone see the Late Night with Conan O'Brien where he sent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the opening of Star Wars Attack Of The Clones? It was F@#$ing hilarious.
In my case it's a good marriage with a heck of sex life. But whatever floats your boat....