[acnielsen guy]

preggers claims she can't remember her night of passion maybe she should consult Captain's Log

We only put unusual events in the Captain's Log. Grannie catting around is not that unusual- is it?

[palo verde]

rofl rofl
she reports in detail what she had for supper
who can forget her lobster orgy
so quickly followed by the big pizza event
it's too bad she can't remember the father of her baby