You will be pleased to learn that I'm being very good tonight, very kosher. I rummaged through the freezer and found a nice little tenderloin of beef to supplement your nice taco.
G*d, I hope Mrs. lodwick gets back here soon - my sanity is at risk. Eating, drinking, smoking have become my life. But, thank G*d, it's not dolls. If you smoke in America today, you can have one, but not both.