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100 REASONS WHY IT IS GREAT TO BE MAN

1. Your phone conversations last 30 seconds.
2. In the movies, the nudes are almost always feminine.
3. You know things about cars and tanks.
4. Vacations of 5 days require one suitcase.
5. Soccer on Sundays, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...
6. You don't have to be up to date with the sexual life of your friends.
7. The lines in the rest rooms are 80% shorter.
9. Your old friends don't care if you gain or lose weight.
10. The hairdressers don't rob you.
11. When you make love, you don't have to stop every time she cries.
12. Your ass is not a factor when you are interviewed for a job.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer paunch doesn't make you invisible to the other sex.
16. You don't have to take a handbag full of stupidities all the time..
17. You don't have to hold your skirt when you climb up a stairway in a public place.
18. You can go to the bathroom without going in a group.
19. Your last name remains.
20. You can leave the bed in a hotel without making it.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to think that all they privately hate you.
24. Everyone gives you more credit for the minor acts of intelligence.
26. Nobody thinks privately if "you swallow it"
27. You never have to clean the toilet.
28. You can be bathed and ready in 10 minutes.
29. You have sex and never have to worry about your reputation.
30. You don't have to make wedding plans.
31. If somebody forgot invite your drinking pal, he will still be your friend.
32. Your underwear costs at least 60% less than hers.
34. None of your colleagues at work have the capacity to make you cry.
35. You don't have to shave below the neck.
37. If you are 34 and single it doesn't matter.
39. You could become the champion in pissing contest.
40. All your face is the same color.
42. You could become President.
43. You can enjoy a quiet walk in the car.
44. Giving flowers always fixes everything.
45. You never have to worry about the feelings of other people.
46. You think about sex the 90% of the times when you are wake.
47. You can wear a wet t-shirt.
48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
50. You could say anything without worrying about what the people think of you .
51. "Play" before the sex is optional.
52. Luis Miguel, Tom Cruise and the others don't exist in your universe.
54. You can remove your jersey when your are hot.
55. You don't have to clean your apartment every time somebody comes.
57. The mechanics don't lie you.
58. It doesn't matter to you if no one realizes you have had a new hair cut.
59. You can watch television with a friend, in total silence for hours, without thinking "is he/she angry with me."
64. You are always comfortable the whole time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You don't have to drive to another service station because this one is dirty.
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer can/bottle.
68. You can sit down with your legs open without caring who is looking.
69 Same work... but pay.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles look good.
72. Wedding Dress $2000; Rented suit: $60.
73. It doesn't matter to you if someone speaks behind your back.
74. Always there is any party in the television.
75. You don't eat pieces of desserts of another.
77. The remote control belongs to you .
78. The people never look at your chest when they speak you.
80. You can visit a friend without having to take them a gift.
83. You can buy condoms without the cashier imagining you nude.
86. One day, you are going to be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize anything with the sentence "Aw shit!"
88. If you meet someone at a party with the same clothes you can be friends.
90. A good burp is OK 91. You never miss a sexual experience because "you don't want to" 95. The porno movies are designed for you. 96. You don't have to remember dates of birthday and anniversaries. 97. You don't have to fall in love to have good sex with her. 100. With 400 million spermatozoa a shot, you could double the population of the earth, at least in theory