DARLIN'!!!!
I'm sorry, it was such a perfect set up. I couldn't resist it. LOL
Patrick Roy...(roi...or rah).
The story goes that Patrick Roy died and went to heaven. St. Peter personally shows him his new home...a beautiful little chalet with an Avalanche flag in front. Peter tells him that not many get such a fine place and Roy thanks him saying that the accomodations weel be fine...
Just then Roy looks behind his new place and sees a huge mansion, thousands of rooms and windows. There are flagpoles all around with huge red and white Red Wings flags fluttering in the breeze. Every window has a Red Wings logo in it.
Prima donna that he is, Roy turns to Peter and says: I am zee greatest goalee ever! I have won more zee awards than any man alive, so why does my opponents Captain, Steve Yzerman, have this magnificent mansion while I have zees hovel?
Peter looks at him in astonishmnent and says:
Uh....Patrick....I don't know how to break this to you...
But that's God's House.