To: Mo1
As much as I hate to admit it, Kasich and Scarborough ended thier political careers when they were on the rise..
To: operation clinton cleanup
As much as I hate to admit it, Kasich and Scarborough ended thier political careers when they were on the rise..
Made me say hmmmm...
To: operation clinton cleanup
All I know is this is some interesting stuff ... LOL
975 posted on
05/22/2002 8:10:22 PM PDT by
Mo1
To: operation clinton cleanup;ValerieUSA;Mo1;yall
Several Jewish gentlemen were playing poker in the Condo clubhouse when Meyerowitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Finkelstein looks around and asks "Who is going to tell his wife?"
They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. The rest tell Goldberg to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Goldberg schleps over to the Meyerowitz apartment, knocks on the door, the wife answers, and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500 at the poker table, and is afraid to come home." Mrs. Meyerowitz hollers, "TELL HIM HE SHOULD DROP DEAD!"
"Okay, I'll tell him," say Goldberg.
To: operation clinton cleanup
Nah, huh-uh. Not those two. I think both had legitimate reasons for leaving when they did. I'm sorry to see them go, IMHO, they were two of the best we had.
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