[Servant of the Nine]

And the Coast Guard is always ready to assume you are a drug runner...

You join the Coast Guard Auxiliary and display it prominently. Just like being a contributor to the local Police Widows and Orphan's Fund and getting a sticker for your car.

So9

[ValerieUSA]

I get calls from those police widows and orphans charities asking how much I want to donate and I say I am a policeman's widow and I have kids at home, how much are you going to give to me? They've never sent me anything yet... Go figure.