In an interview Ted had this to say:
CRR: "What was the influence for Kiss my a** ?"
TN: "Scum. Janet Reno, Bill Clinton, Sarah Brady, Al Gore, Diane Finstien, Jesse Jackson...people who want us to have the same laws that they have in Cuba! They can kiss my dead dog’s left nut but Kiss my a** actually sings better!"
KISS MY A**
Telegram for Mr Billary...
C'mon baby,
Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!
(Refrain:) Kiss my a** ,
Kiss my a** , (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
Kiss my a** , (tastes real good)
Kiss my a** . (oh...)
Don't waste your time on me
I got my own direction
Watch me close, wait and see
I'm lookin' for perfection
I make up my own mind
And I'll leave you far behind
When the goin' gets tough
You can Kiss my a**
I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate sexual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I've heard it all before
I ain't gonna take any more
When the goin' gets tough
You can Kiss my a**
(refrain)***
I've heard it all before
And I ain't gonna take no more, no no
When the goin' gets tough
Kiss my a** !
I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin' on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It's gotta be a fluke
They make me wanna puke
When the goin' gets tough
They can Kiss my a**
Everybody gotta
Kiss my a** - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my a** - Janet Reno
Kiss my a** - C'mon Billary
Kiss my a** - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my a** - How about the IRS
Kiss my a** - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my a** - United Nations
Kiss my a** - All those Liberals
Kiss my a** - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my a** - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
Kiss my a** - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my a** - How about Crips and Bloods
I've heard it all before
And we ain't gonna take it no more
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin's to tough
When the goin' gets rough
They oughta' kiss my a**
ROCK AND ROLL!