Did history record Lincoln's views on brisket? Was he a dry rub sort, or a marinader? Pecan, mesquite, or hickory for the smoker, or was it a 3/5 clause (5 mesquite = 3 pecan)? What about the fugitive bratwurst act? If they fall on the ground, do you return 'em to the grill, or give 'em to the dog?
W.W.L.D. (What would Lincoln do?)