The Woody Creek Tavern outside Aspen, Colo., is soliciting contributions to help Enron CEO Ken Lay retire. The Lays had to sell several millions of dollars' worth of property in Aspen due to "liquidity problems" after Enron's collapse. "It's been a great worry here about how we are going to help this poor man," said a Woody's spokesman. What sort of donations are they getting? "There's a Lifestyles black condom, several dog biscuits, a loaded .440-caliber rifle cartridge, a blue pacifier for a whiney boy, and screws -- screws seem to be a very important aspect of the donations." (Denver Rocky Mountain News) ...Another example of the "giving back" culture of Colorado.