What was the nursing home joke about the old guy who finally talked a female resident into just holding willard...they continued this for several weeks, meeting at night on the bench underneath the elm tree, when suddenly he didn't show up anymore.
When his paramour quizzed him about his absence, she was informed that he had found a new girl friend.
"Well what's she got that I don't?"
"Parkinson's."
LOL LOL>. that's a good one..