151 Criteria Guys need, from someone who knows

5/5/02 | self

[martin_fierro]

Gee, only 151 criteria? I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you, Newbie.

[Dales]

Well, ten out of 151 isn't too bad, is it?

[Neets]

Boy, you don't ask for much do you??? Lotzaluck sweetie....

[Bikers4Bush]

Be sure and show this list to any guy you date. At least he'll know right off the bat that you have unrealistic expectations instead of having to figure it out later.

[chriservative]

7.) not named Chris

Well, I've got most of em, but gosh darnit, cause of this one, I'm out of the race. Please explain.

[MotleyGirl70]

151 Criteria Guys need, from someone who knows

19.) male

Really? How could this be one of the criteria. LOL.

[maggie_mirra]

I know, you'd think that would be an obvious one, but these days, you can never be to careful these days.

[maggie_mirra]

I usually send this out in a letter to people I date so that we can save time in the courting process. I mean, if someone doesn't have every single quality on my list, then what's the point, really?
#152 used to "Must ride loud hog" But I had to remove it because I wasn't getting any takers. :-)

[Bikers4Bush]

Good one. Of course chances are if he does ride a loud hog then the following would not apply...

#'s 6,15,16,17,24,26,42,48,88,90,93,104,105,108,120,124,131.

[Moleman]

6.) good dancer
So a white guy is out of the question? ;-)

[LuLuLuLu]

How did someone so delusional ever find this forum?

[Mr. K]

151 things a woman needs:

1) boobs

2) beer

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151) some other stuff, as long as she has 1 and 2

[Dan from Michigan]

Damn! That's a lot of criteria.

6.) good dancer
That leaves me out. Irish guys only know one form and it specializes in punches.

55.) likes cats
Tastes like Chicken.....

62.) drinks Budweiser (not a beer snob)
Blech. Labatt is about the same price and better...:)

88.) Isn't stubborn as a mule
Now I KNOW I'm disqualified.

104.) Is able to cry
Only when the Spartans or Wings lose.....

143.) Doesn't tell me to go on the pill so we can do it without condoms
But that's all the fun there!

146.) Isn't a complete bigot
I am against freedom grabbers.

148.) Doesn't get mad if I have breath de dragonia, because there ain't nothin' I can do about it.
Two altoids cure all.

Leaves me out.

[Dan from Michigan]

3.) - Doesn't try and change me.

[maggie_mirra]

Dearest Mr. K. Very good start. I was hoping someone would play along and come up with there own list. Very imaginitive. ;-)

[maggie_mirra]

I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote #6. I guess I have seen two or thee white guys who know how to dance, but atleast one of them 'played for the other team'. I guess what I meant there was that they have to be atleast gutsy enough to stand up and try, but please, not before we've had a few. I don't know if I'm strong enough to witness that sort of thing sober. haha

[maggie_mirra]

true true. But most of them are taken, so just laugh at my list until one shows up. But don't hold your breath.

[Just another Joe]

152. Not married at the time.