[Neets]

OMG...Bit??? See what you started now??? (TEN was pretty good tho..so I coulda had more,,but didn't..LOL)

[Bitwhacker]

Boodles would have been better, in my estimation; but it was mighty fine, that Tanqueray TEN Bone Dry Martini, up, one olive, which we drank in tillacum's honor, imagining the 3rd green....

[JRandomFreeper]

It was a dark and stormy morning. No kidding. I set the alarm wrong, and woke up a couple of minutes late. (Thank You, Jesus, for an internal alarm in my brain, such as it is). I rush though the morning routine an dive into the truck through the rain. (killing my wonderfully starched uniform).

I left my lighter and my belt on the fireplace. I'm rushing because I'm late, but the best speed I can make is 40 MPH because of the FREAKING RAIN!. For 40 miles. The last 30 I did very fast (but legally, mostly, for all the Texas DPS guys out there). I was 8 minutes late. No dings on my record. Except they now think I'm crazy for driving through it.

/john