[Just another Joe]

That's cause I was here, dude

I think that was the day you came back from the dentist.

[maxwell]

Aw I been back from the dentist for weeks, dude. It mighta been hat day before a race that I said I wwasn't going to drink. Dammit, why won't my fingers work right. Well I ain't got no race tomorrow, man. Fillerup!

[Just another Joe]

Here's the obligatory blond joke.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.

In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'? I've told you blue yellow, and rose."
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.