Is this a difficult decision for you? Do you know yet whether or not you will record the event, or are you still thinking about it? hmmmmmm.... paralyzing, isn't it? Would it help if I remote-controlled your little RattBotButt to the VCR and compelled you to put a tape into the machine by stimulating your pleasure center when you make the moves that I approve? (That is how the rattbot works, I read the article)
When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?
a) chest
b) face
c) armpits
d) hair
e) privates
f) shoulders
g) others