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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."

497 posted on 05/04/2002 10:12:47 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
That is wicked, loddy. *LOL*
498 posted on 05/04/2002 10:39:46 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: lodwick
hehehe. Good one, loddy. Very good. LOL
506 posted on 05/04/2002 11:07:48 AM PDT by Darlin'
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To: lodwick
Hehehehe...
511 posted on 05/04/2002 11:34:26 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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