Y'all should be talking with sweet or Val or Ringy or, or, or......I'd say Darlin', but I expect Mr. Wings just might object mightily to anyone but himself botherin' with her legs, let alone smooching them OR scooching them. LOL. And I don't know how much outrage there'd be coming from Canada....and I'd darn sure be mighty careful with a Mr.38sw. And from the sounds of it, celtic gal and her hubby are like newlyweds and probably wouldn't cotton to all that scoochin and smoochin either. Got to be careful....real careful. :)