[Poohbah]

Actually, it was The Tourist Guy and George Carlin who wrote this.

[Camerican]

No. I wrote it... just after I finished inventing the internet.... yeah.... that's the ticket. Everybody say "lock box".

[Revolting cat!]

Actually, it was The Tourist Guy and George Carlin who wrote this.

Actually, if you subject it to a rigorous textual analysis, you'll be surprised to find that it has much in common with Jimmy Webb's lyrics. Listen to this:

"I am a bad American. 'cause I left a cake out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no!"

Amazing, huh?