I can laugh because he ain't my kid .. lol
He was also one that got up during the night and paddled around the house. One time, he pulled a chair up near the refrigerator, got out her large stock pot, climbed from the chair to the counter, and stood on the pot to reach the top of the refrigerator so he could learn how to smoke using their cigarettes and lighter...of course, he had to do that on the brand new living room carpeting which had to be replaced due to the large hole which burned in it.....thank God he was scared enough to go wake them up!
That was just before they put a lock on the outside of his door--he was locked in his room each night for all their safety.