As to camping....I'm sure you will recall the many posts made to Mo about camping when Jessie was about to take her great adventure a couple of weeks back :).....I don't do that well, either. LOL. Unless its in a Winnebago or some such....complete with indoor plumbing, refrigeration, heat, nice beds, carpeting, etc.
Course, if lifes choices became a weekend of shopping or a weekend of real camping......I would have to contemplate something really drastic! Dear, just the thought of shopping vs real camping makes my skin break out in hives or a rash or somethin'!