top ten reasons a handgun is better than a woman

[supercat]

Handguns are never gas operated.

Desert Eagle?

If a handgun becomes dysfunctional, you can exchange it for one that works at no cost to you.

Cool. Where and how?

[Shooter 2.5]

I have a Para-Ordinance that simply wouldn't chamber a round. It was the early frame kit that had to be put together. The frame had something wrong with it so I sent it back to the factory. When I talked to the representative on the phone, he said and I quote:
"We going to do you a favor. We're going to cut your fame in half and destroy it."

I asked exactly how was that going to help me? The rep stated that they were going to destroy the old frame and make me another and transfer the old serial number to the new frame and that's what they did. Excellent company.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Making fun of them? ;-D