A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on the chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife:" Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison and has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you and give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife replies, " Iam so glad you feel that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vasaline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too...