[ValerieUSA]

me: I had better haul my bosoms to the kitchen and make dinner.
nully: You need to train them to make their own damm dinner...

Wait a minute! What did you mean by that? Is there a training bra that teaches bosoms to make dinner?
I know they make nursing bras.... but I threw them all away years ago. Was I optimistic or pessimistic?

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I know they make nursing bras.

There's a concept: Florence Nightingbra...