[riley1992]

Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania have found that a boy's height at age 16 is a significant determinant of his salary as an adult.

It's great to know the good folks of Pennsylvania are hard at work producing useful studies. I will sleep much better tonight for it.

[EggsAckley]

O.M.G.!! We MUST start an entitlement program for these poor children; they'll be SO disadvantaged
when they grow up. Boo Hoo Hoo........

[Portnoy]

WOO HOO!

FINALLY! I now have a "cause" to call my very own.

To heck with slave reparations, now I AM entitled to government money!