[2Trievers]

Enjoy! &;-)

[anniegetyourgun]

LOL! I have one that's never been written: Who Put the Outhouse In The House Last Night?

[Texaggie79]

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw

Only country song I can stands.

[Dan from Michigan]

Worst - Achy Breaky Heart. May that song rest in pieces.

[Charlywood]

My favorite is: I Hate Every Bone in Your Body Except Mine, or Get off the Stove Grandma, Your too Old to Ride the Range

[Rightly Biased]

how bout?
"I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back cryin' over you".

[riley1992]

Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?

Great song to sing and dance to.

All My Exes Live In Texas

You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

These two are just a hoot to listen to. People need to loosen up a little. Music is supposed to be many things and one of them should be fun.

[jla]

Thought ya might be able to segue this with your daily poetry thread.
I see that 'our' favorite is at #2!

By the way...How did Wednesday go?

[riley1992]

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

ROTFL. I just saw that. I looooove that song. I do believe I am a bonafied hillbilly.

[riley1992]

Did I Shave my Legs for This? by Deana Carter

Ack, I hate that woman. She has a song on that CD called "Strawberry Wine" and between that song and the title track all I can think of are hairy legs and Boone's Farm.

[LonePalm]

I'm down on the knees of my heart.
Please bypass this heart.

Both by Jimmy Buffett

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Sorry,
I forgot "They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore" by Kicki Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[pa_dweller]

What?!

No, "I like my women a little on the trashy side"?

[Happygal]

Did I Shave my Legs for This? by Deana Carter (courtesy of Scott)

Please forward me the lyrics of this song...please. Please, please, please, purty please ;-)

There's not one sista I know that won't identify with THAT lyric! :-)

[alnick]

A few I remember from my childhood:

Does my Ring Hurt Your Finger when You Go Out at Night? (Should I take it to the jeweler so it don't fit so tight?)

My Bucket's Got a Hole in It

May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

[CindyDawg]

I have to add "It matters to me" by Faith Hill for my 2 year old grandson "JJ". I took him on a 4 hour road trip last weekend. I put in this tape and he put his fingers in his ears and said "turn it off Granny" I put in a Johnny Horton tape and he sang and swayed until our next stop. To each his own. lol. Go figure.

[Dan from Michigan]

These isn't country, but the lyrics are classic. George Thorogood.

I DRINK ALONE
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser,
that's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else

The other night I laid sleeping,
and I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's,
and his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else

The other day I got invited to a party,
but I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
and his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else

My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else

[Savage Beast]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! SB

[BluesDuke]

They're missing...

"Goin' Through The Big 'D' (An' Don't Mean Dallas)"
"Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart" (Johnny Cash actually performed this abomination during his otherwise transcendent concert that became the album Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison)

[LowOiL]

It's not country, but it is the worst I have encountered.

If You See Kay,U tell her I love her.

The first four words were horrible, if you think about it.

Low OiL

[lds23]

Prop Me Against The Jukebox If I Die

Joe Diffee

Well, I ain't afraid of dying, it's the thought of being dead
I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest
You can put my mind at ease if you fill my last request

(Chorus)

Prop me up beside the juke box if I die
Lord, I want to go to heaven, but I don't want to go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

Just let my headstone be a neon sign
Just let it burn in memory of all of my good times
Fix me up with a mannequin, just remember, I like blondes
I'll be the life of the party, even when I'm dead and gone

(Repeat chorus)

Just make your next selection, and while you're still in line
You can pay your last respects one quarter at a time

(Repeat chorus)

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die