[Tennessee_Bob]

Hmmm....reckon if this means that the folks at Nellis will be free to fly airstrikes against downtown??

[cf_river_rat]

Guinn "highly recommended" that Nevada residents buy a gun ... all gun-purchasing and gun-use regulations are repealed.
"When the clock strikes midnight on Jan. 1, 2003, it's survival of the fittest," Guinn said. "My lovely wife Dema can already pick off tin cans from 50 feet, and my son is becoming highly proficient in explosives. I strongly suggest you all do likewise."

Sounds like the Nevada legislature just guaranteed themselves a more polite citizenry...

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Bans on murder and rape will be lifted in 2007.

In a related item, Mike Tyson, OJ Simpson, and Bill Clinton simultaneously announced plans to relocate to Las Vegas.