[2Trievers]

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       Title: CHOCOLATE COVERED ANTS
  Categories: Snacks, Desserts
       Yield: 6 servings
  
    1742 lg Ants, (if they are sm.,
            -use 2,044)
       3 c  Melted chocolate
  
   Catch ants at a picnic site and keep them in a glass jar to which you
   have added a teaspoon of sugar to keep them happy.  (Unhappy ants are
   liable to go sour before processing.)  At home, pick up each ant with
   tweezers and remove entrails with a small, very sharp knife edge.
   This will take about 400 hours.  If you are in a hurry, eliminate
   this step; you'll never know the difference. Dip each ant into melted
   chocolate and place to drain on waxed paper.  If any of them are
   still able to crawl off the paper, let them go -- be a good sport!!
  
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[Texaggie79]

Couple test shop's water beds for sex before purchase

A German couple hid in a furniture store until it closed so they could test its water beds for sex.

They were caught by police after setting off alarms as they left after their four-hour love-making session.

Police in the town of Porta Westfalica say the pair, aged 21 and 17, will not face charges of illegal entry.

They told police they were worried about spending so much without a full test. Officers let them go with a warning about wasting police time.

The couple have not been named, but the man told newspaper Bild: "Even though I got a telling off it was worth it - the sex was world class."

Story filed: 16:22 Wednesday 17th April 2002

[Beep]

Ummmmmmmm -- I first had chocolate covered ants when I was in high school! Actually, I didn't mean to have any; a male friend of mine gave me a tinfoil (yeah, I know! *G*) wrapped chocolate that looked a lot like a Rolo, and I bit into it while still suspicious. The crunching was horrible, and the look on his face. . . .

I beat the truth out of him in time to spit it out!! Blech!!