[Gordian Blade]

13.5 billion years at 186,000 miles per second, let's see...
186,000 miles per second times
3,600 seconds per hour times
24 hours per day times
365.25 days per year times
13.5 billion years = (approximately)
80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles

[blam]

"80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles"

Holy Moly. How do I 'say' that?