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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 005
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Posted on 04/05/2002 9:00:52 PM PST by acnielsen guy

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To: grannie9
and habs woulda helped you if he wasn't havin' his snack
221 posted on 04/07/2002 9:07:32 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Keep talkin..sweetheart.. You're getting absolutely no where.. OK.. I'll give Westy an "A" for effort, but the other two leave me cold... Brrrrr..
222 posted on 04/07/2002 9:07:56 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9; acnielsen guy; westmex; habs4ever; lodwick
westy pedaled halfway to albuquerque to come to your aid
captain was lookin' at pictures
habs was eating
loddy is a space cadet
223 posted on 04/07/2002 9:14:27 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: westmex; OneidaM
lol westy, neets is not shy
224 posted on 04/07/2002 9:20:50 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: Westmex;ACnielsenguy
NURSING HOME

A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.

"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving a 95-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

225 posted on 04/07/2002 9:25:09 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: westmex; okimhere
thanks westy, you're a peach
I wanted to do strike out eversolong
like this
oki it's easy
226 posted on 04/07/2002 9:28:52 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: grannie9
rofl you are a naughty chickita
no wonder the men on our thread didn't save you rushed to your aid
227 posted on 04/07/2002 9:32:44 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde; westmex
No I am NotShy.
228 posted on 04/07/2002 9:35:48 AM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM; westmex
lol neets, westy thinks our generation is soft
229 posted on 04/07/2002 9:37:41 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
But we are soft Palo...soft and warm and cuddly....
230 posted on 04/07/2002 9:41:23 AM PDT by Neets
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To: palo verde
OMG... we've created another loser monster...
231 posted on 04/07/2002 9:42:32 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: OneidaM; westmex
rofl rofl
lol westy neets is NotShy and our generation does not have it easy
lol we are the shock troops of the acceleration
232 posted on 04/07/2002 9:42:47 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
and hard up!
233 posted on 04/07/2002 9:43:41 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
fofl
ooo big birdie flew in and then flew out
musta come to see you chickie
234 posted on 04/07/2002 9:44:40 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: grannie9; OneidaM
rofl rofl rofl
money is not our strong point
235 posted on 04/07/2002 9:46:33 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I wasn't talkin bout money, I was talking about our chances of getting anything good... We'll take anything... lol

Well, not me, but Neets... lol

236 posted on 04/07/2002 9:50:44 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: OneidaM; westmex
rofl yes we are soft warm cuddly sweet and shocktroops for mass awakening
we are impressive generation
237 posted on 04/07/2002 9:51:23 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde;Oneidam
Hey Neets? Now she's seeing birds.. I think we should get her out of that desert for awhile.. She's getting heat and sun stroke...
238 posted on 04/07/2002 9:52:26 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
I'm not hard up..i'm just too damn picky at who i want pokin me...yanow?
239 posted on 04/07/2002 9:54:51 AM PDT by Neets
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To: grannie9
rofl sorry to misunderstand
bouncy checks left their mark :)
I don't know what you mean by hard up
you are sexpot of thread
240 posted on 04/07/2002 9:55:26 AM PDT by palo verde
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