[D-fendr]

Obviously, greedy capitalist stone-agers with cave air conditioners and dino-SUVs caused this global warming disaster.

[wafflehouse]

my god, you are right! do you know what this means??
global warming has been going on for 14,000 years now..
this started 13,800 years before we thought it did!
we must stop polluting now!! before all the polar ice melts!!
global catastrophe!! the sky is falling!