Admit it, SETI-breath; that was no "spinal exam" ... that's just a cover story to distract everyone from finding out thet you were receiving your ALIEN IMPLANT!
This is PROOF that you are part of the evil ALIEN CONSPIRACY to suppress free energy devices and medvedian malarky.
Ummm...YOU GOT THAT BACKWARDS OH GULLIBLE EARTHLING!
Oh my! :(
(Maybe I let the cat out of the bag a might early?)