It has come to our attention that it may be possible to evaluate the Intelligence Quotient of a woman based purely on the size of her breasts.
The theory of breast size versus brain size is quite simple. Essentially, the smaller the tits are - the more intelligent the woman is. Conversely, stupid women are invariably larger in the jug department. Smeg - The magazine has worked out a mathematical equation to support this theory.
IQ = 151-(8.5(c-30))
Where c = chest size, and IQ = Intelligence Quotient
As you can see from the above equation, a woman with a 34 inch chest will have an IQ of 117, which is an incredible achievement for a woman! Whereas a 42 inch chested hag will have an IQ of only 49, almost certainly will have blonde hair, 8 children by 16 different fathers and a criminal record.