Top 10: Signs You're Bombing On A Date

AskMen.com ^ | Mar 29 2002 | Shawn Croft

[Neets]

Thanks hon..only I am sure I don't look THAT cute..heheheeh

[Jefferson1776]

You only need one pick up line on a date - just whisper in her ear: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Tennessee_Bob]

More important than the one pickup line - you need a date. And since I don't have any of those, I don't need to worry about the rest. LOL!

[Mad Dawgg]

"Top 10: Signs You're Bombing On A Date"

I would like to contribute to this thread but Mrs. Dawgg has a very narrow-minded attitude towards me dating (women are like that I Guess)

[Calculus_of_Consent]

You talk about your interests and this sparks absolutely no interest in her whatsoever. She won't even ask you about it, such as how much it means to you, or how long it has been one of your passions. Then you move on in conversation and realize that the two of you have nothing in common.

I have found it best in a dating situation that the less I talk about myself the better. It is always best to listen intently to what they have to say and pretend like I care. If they are insistant about finding out personal details about me I have a list of personal "facts" that generaly keep their interest.

Name: OPH

Occupation: Attorney

Home Address: Affluent County east of here

Interests: Jimmy Buffet and vacationing on tropical islands.

[Calculus_of_Consent]

Just your cell

[Neets]

He must of given me the wrong number OPH...someone named Candy Licious keeps answering when I dial...........

[Calculus_of_Consent]

No I gave you the correct number, Candy is aaaa.... er.... my sister, that's it she's my sister. No I mean my niece, er no my niece's friend. That's the story I'm sticking with.

[Neets]

Yea, she does claim to know you...everytime I mention your name she goes "oohhhhhhhhh ooohhhhhhhhh"

[Calculus_of_Consent]

I must have been home at the time.

[Dan from Michigan]

Muscle cars? Not a chance, I'd rather walk

So I take it you won't be impressed 5 years or so from now when I'm flying along in my Viper.(Goal is to get one before I'm 30)

[riley1992]

Are you going to be tossing money out the window at me? If not, no.

[Calculus_of_Consent]

I like your attitude riley.

[riley1992]

Thanks. Now, about passing out OPH's phone numbers. If you cover the area South of Kentucky and I cover the area North of it, we can accomplish much more that way. The only stipulation is, we can only pass them out to women who frequent trailer parks and men's bathrooms at rest areas. He likes those women best.

[muir_redwoods]

Everything tastes like pepper. Then you realize she's maced you

[AmishDude]

Another sign is that she wants to take you to a judge.

There's no win there -- either a marriage license or a restraining order.