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Capt'n?... seems like there were some people in the "Crows nest" last night.. I think they were all trying to feed the crows or something.. Westy kept hooking things up to the site..

Palo was messing with the nest, and she probably had 26 pocketbooks full of illegal food... I think she was trying to feed the eggs.. You know how she gets carried away?

Westy had spit all over him..and was drooling over Palo leaning in the nest. He's still waiting for a naked woman to come out of the swamp, or whatever..

Habs was surprisingly quiet. He must have had a date with a ~~prig~~Fig on ~~dumb~~ Plum street.. He did give you a warning, that you should probably heed.

Andysmom was waiting on her porch for some young fella, but I don't know if he ever showed up.. Probably just as well for his sake, as she was in a fiesty mood and had her gun..

All in all, a pretty normal night in the Dregs and Flakes village of idiots.. (It takes an (idiot)to raise anything, in this village.. Stick with your high pair, and lay low..

Speaking of laying low..? Darksheare was here with another episode..? I'm afraid..very afraid. I'm starting to understand the story.. Oh woe is me...

I've always loved roses. Have a strange talent with the things. Other plants on the other hand..... I tend to have a killer thumb. Roses make you pay for your toil, but are worth it.
Yes, this stuff with the stories and such come straight from my head. Some of it has basis in actual happenstance. Others are highly morphed versions of real events I've witnessed. Try to see the difference. (Willing to bet it can't be spotted!) But..... You know that your mind is leaving by the back door when I start making sense. (Umm, by the by, if anyone should see my mind wandering around here.. be sure to pick it up for me. It does this often.) Other than that, I had these two things pop into my head and get posted on another thread yesterday.. now mind you I am short (5'5"!) myself..

Short people revolt, topple the tallees

In a horrific event seen only by those who were looking, the short people revolted. All across the country the shorter members of society bum-rushed those who couldn't see them.
"It was terrible, the door burst open, and no-one saw who came in! The next thing I know, about a dozen people are jumping up and down on me!" said one witness who declined to give his name, stating he didn't know 'who might be listening'. A few victims of the revolt complained about hearing "paxil" mentioned during the melee.

The makers of Paxil have declined to comment.

New recruitment add comes out after Revolt.

In an odd twist to the tale of the revolt earlier today, the military sent out a new recruitment video showing a group of tall men being taken down by seemingly crazed, short, and heavily armed people in uniform. Being heavily edited, we cannot show it at this time.

A man who viewed the video commented on it's apparently unscripted nature.
"Those guys looked like they had no idea what happened!" he said between laughs and gasps for air. He went on to describe the look on one of the men's faces in the video.
"He had this look like, 'Oh my gosh, this is awful. Where did all these AAAAAAAAaah!' Then they dropped him flat and kicked the *Expletive* out of him."
The end of the video had a line about the armed forces and "Be invisible, be feared."

The Pentagon is not commenting.