I'm sure that will never happen to him, COC. He is aging wonderfully-the Krispy Kreme doughnuts are filling out his pretty, feminine bathrobe quite nicely and that hickabilly accent (no offense, I'm sure you sound sexy) is enough to make any woman drool. That, coupled with his love for wife beating t-shirts and sitting spread eagle on the sofa while his eyes glaze over watching S4 should be plenty good enough to keep the neuterers at bay.