Cyberspace Can Lead to True Love

Discovery ^ | March 20, 2002 | Reuters

[riley1992]

I saw it and you were right to include a reference to eyes in your screen name, yours are beautiful. Congratulations again, LGE.

[KneelBeforeZod]

WYSIWYG

[socal_parrot]

Spread your tiny wings and fly away...and take the snow back with you where you came from on that day...the one I love forever is untrue...and if I could, I know that I would fly away with you.....

[Bella_Bru]

Remember this one:

Can you woo woo woo......

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

Thanks Riley.

[christine]

i think you boys know the answer to that! ;)

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. It worked. That made my day!!!! (I'm obviously very easy to please!)

LOL,LGE

[christine]

omg...you are so hilarious! i'm gonna follow you around the forum whenever i need entertainment. do you mind? ;)

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

Too bad--- you are NOT going to get a video of our honeymoon!!!!

LOL, LGE

[Happygal]

Wow, I'm talkin' like you now...

What?

[TigersEye]

And I work for the Federal Government, met TigersEye online and will be marrying him in less than 60 days, shoot straight with pistol or rifle (or carbine, for that matter), romp with rotties for fun, and have spoken with Sean Hannity, who thinks I am cool.

Uhhhhhhhhh, how do I say this? Laz,...I found out that technochick99 and .30Carbine are the same person. Not only that but he's already married. I hope you're strong, bud, 'cause it gets worse. He's a regular at Democratic Underground.

[Lazamataz]

That's okay. We can share.

Kisses.

[.30Carbine]

You girls are really too much.
But Kisses?!
Hells Bells!

[TigersEye]

That's okay. We can share.

Snif...snif...that's beautiful! Snif...I love ya man!

But Kisses?! Hells Bells!

Don't listen to her...him...ahhhhhgg. He's a heartbreaker.

and have spoken with Sean Hannity, who thinks I am cool.

Doncha see Laz? It's Alan Colmes!!! How many other FReepers are you engaged to, Alan? It's not cool! Snif...

[christine]

you are among the few who are not then? ;)

[maxwell]

Are you mocking my confession? You have touched my hurting sensitive place. Now ya gotta kiss it.

[maxwell]

Y'all forgot the one that always gets stuck in my head...

Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of Mummy-doesn't-love-me blues

Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my husband's away

Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
It's like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed
And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead

And who could you call your friends down in Soho
One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
And hey, hey, hey, oh don't you know

[Dawgsquat]

It worked for me!!!

[ValerieUSA]

I know, you lucky boy! Now let's hear from your poor wife. *LOL*