[petuniasevan]

I've used this service on several occasions for educating persons with body odor, abusive behavior, dirty fingernails, and not washing hands after using the restroom.

It's completely anonymous. Even if they don't take the hint, you'll feel better.

[boris]

There was a site that offered--for outrageous prices--to send 'anonymous' gifts. I believe they had only three:

-- Preparation H for an 'inflamed a$$hole'
-- An athletic supporter for somebody who failed to support you
-- And, um, I forget the third thing.

I wrote 'em and asked if they would send a round of .45 ACP with my stepfather's name engraved on it. [He was straight from Grimm's fairy tales, and abused me and my brother for 12 years]. "Sorry, it might be taken as a threat," they replied.

"That was the general idea..."

No, I never really planned to murder him (just worry him a bit), and he (unfortunately) died in his sleep.

--Boris

[exDemMom]

I got one of those e-mails once, from my secret admirer. I'm still wondering about that one...

[Brett66]

If you want to let someone know that they break wind in public inconsiderately but you are reluctant to tell them in person.