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The GUILD - 3-19-02
March 19, 2002
Posted on 03/19/2002 4:17:31 AM PST by mountaineer

TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: guild; springintospring
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To: mountaineer
Is that Dennis Rodman?
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:41:15 AM PST
by
lodwick
To: mountaineer
Beware my next post will be horrendous. ;-)
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:42:18 AM PST
by
lodwick
To: barf alert
63
posted on
03/20/2002 5:43:45 AM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
You've topped the "hideousity" meter with that one.
It's the first day of school in Houston and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a plumber."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad is an auditor for Arthur Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
784 posted on 3/19/02 11:10 PM Central by null and void
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:52:58 AM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick;all
Good Morning all on this first day of Spring.
Good news and bad news in the political world. Good news-Mitt Romney is in, Jane Swift is out for the Republican candidate for governor of Mass. Bad news-Rahm Emanuel won his primary election in Illinois for a Congressional seat.



To: codebreaker
To: daisyscarlett;everyone
A pleasant spring to all. ;-)
68
posted on
03/20/2002 7:45:09 AM PST
by
lodwick
To: daisyscarlett
Gossip update this morning on Page 6.com -Whitney Houston demanded $100,000.00 to sing 'Greatest Love of All' at Liza's wedding (one song) and over at MSNBC Jeanette Walls says that Russell Crowe cursed out a 20 years old actor who he didnt know for trying to shake hands with him.
http://www.gossipcentral.com/
To: daisyscarlett
And Rex Reed has the final Liza wedding wrapup on the cover of the N.Y. Observer this week (Chaka Khan also requested a $300.00 per day per diem)
http://observer.com/pages/frontpage1.asp
To: mountaineer
NY Social Diary.com also has a great write up of Liza's circus, they say that Liz Taylor and Jacko got a $150,000.00 'honorarium' for showing up. (is that what they call it these days..)
Littie Richard forced into using the ladies room at the reception where Rosie O' Lesbian was yelling to everyone 'someone stop with the perfume in here!'
http://www.nysocialdairy.com/archive/socialdiary3.18.02.html
To: codebreaker
And for even more on THE WEDDING tune in to Larry King is Alive tonight. Liza will interrupt her honeymoon to be a guest....
To: codebreaker
Thanks for the scoop - I forgot to make my daily visit to the gossip columns!
To: daisyscarlett
Liza hasn't even made it to the honeymoon spot yet, she has to slop up the last of the PR on 'Larry King's Alive!'
To: mountaineer
There are so many gossip columns to keep track of and Michael Musto wasn't even invited to the wedding!
He will have to listen just like the rest of us on 'Larry Kings Still Alive?' tonight.
To: codebreaker
Oh my, the
NY Social Diary write-up is hilarious! Example:
observers might have spotted Dominick Dunne trying to get to the mens room only to be detoured by Michael Jacksons phalanx of bodyguards who wouldnt let Jackson (who happened to be seated in the pathway) be disturbed by anyone passing him by
To: mountaineer
You were reading my mind! It looks like she puts the shake-n-bake machine on "High" every time she goes for a tan.
To: lodwick
Oh, it's Senator Moley Wart! Hail Queen Moley Wart, Commander of Melanomas & various other space occupying lesions (otherwise known as democrats).
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posted on
03/20/2002 10:11:21 AM PST
by
Endeavor
To: mountaineer
I love the NY Social Diary, a lot of good Da-Knees stuff there, the real life Molly Brown she just lives to be recognized by the 'elite' who go to her parties in spite of (or because of) the bad taste on display.
To: mountaineer
Rex Reed's write up in the NY Observer is great too, with plenty of cattiness (didn't know the old boy still had it in him)
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