[GoodyBrown]

       

Dear Pirate AC

My dear Freddie

You speak of baggage . She is in her cups, fouling the sails, hiding willy lump lump in her padded corset and singing of Green Gables, O!

Your Goody has felt like black-eyed Susan, dear Freddie, since it was bruited that poor Goody drest in dupioni tatters would fetch a pretty penny. Can you deny you said it? No? And now Hard Times? Chantage?

Even so Goody helpless against the charm of her black-hearted pirate returns. But she will be bringing her old nanny....goat.

Your own Goody

[palo verde]

lol goody I just found your posts
your pics are wonderful, your post is a riot!
you are so funny
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Come back to the ship Mistress Brown... Your insults mean nothing to me... I have my ways...and a bird in the hand, so to speak........?

Heh, heh, heh..... Lilith....;)

[acnielsen guy]

since it was bruited that poor Goody drest in dupioni tatters would fetch a pretty penny.

Those daughters of Eve drest in such a manner would indeed be very fetching. But is it Lilith that we are dealing with here. Beware, grannie who does eschew such things as corsets and other scaffolding for herself, with her familiar Willy Lump Lump, also has the magick to protect we poor sailors, should devilment come aboard, or so she says.

As for the charge of chantage are you showing the ombrageux side of your personality to even suspect moi your gentleman pirate Captain.

You wish to bring a goat you say, no asses milk to bathe you on the voyage. What will it do to you complexion? But have not fear O pallid languid one I have no doubt that my cabin wench has potions, lotions, the wherewithal and the motivation to visit justice do justice to you skin.

Should you change your mind, know that pig meat is your Captn's favorite breakfast dish. Yr. Capt'n