Got to watch out for that sort of thing. As I remember, it was setting up a banquet or two that caused last year's civil war on the FAB!! Of course, I love presiding at banquets. Why be in politics if you can't get a free meal out of it?
If you were the judge ruling on petitions filed by the defense in the shoe-bomber case, would you draw a line so fine to beg for ridicule? Background: the Fed's filed nine charges against the shoe-bomber and the judge just threw out one of the charges: "attempting to wreck a mass transportation vehicle". The defense filed for dismissal on grounds that an airplane is not a vehicle, and this lifted out of the article about it: "U.S. District Judge William Young agreed in part, ruling that although an airplane was engaged in "mass transportation" it is not a "vehicle" as defined by the new law. The judge said the new law does not define the word vehicle." (my italics)
PS The Shore Gestapo just made another pass underneath the walkway. One of these times I'll see them in time to go down and find out who they are and what they're doing.
Maybe I need to make a visit soon!