[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

he made the orcs too much like monsters.

Heck they are just misunderstood, that's all. Orcs are a creature of peace, don't you know!

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Oops -- a creature = creatures.

[Wordsmith]

Heck, everyone knows "Sauron" means "Peace." Saruman told me himself, and why wouldn't I trust him? After all, he's no stuffy traditionalist like Gandalf but a modern thinking, well educated expert. You should have seen how reasonable he was on Larry King Live. Nobody will book old Stormcrow except that radical O'Reilly. :-)