[Corin Stormhands]

Okey-dokie. I just have a hard time keeping up with when I'm supposed to be offended...and I was pretty sure it wasn't from you. ;-)

[HairOfTheDog]

More reasons to bear the MTV awards on Thursday (9:00 PM ET/PT)...

FoTR Wins Best Movie
Elijah Wood nominated for best male performance (Will Smith wins for Ali)
Christopher Lee nominated for best villian (Denzel WA wins - Training Day)
Cave Troll battle nominated for best Action Sequence (Pearl Harbor wins)
Christopher Lee versus Ian McKellen nominated for best fight (Rush Hour 2 wins) UGH! - what about Aragorn!
Orlando Bloom Wins for best Breakthrough Male video for Legolas