Shelob bashing, hmmm? I guess that there's nothing wrong with that, but it gets a little risky if she is around.
She's not so bad if you have one of those Phials of Galadriel thingies. They're pretty reasonable, why I saw one on one of those infomercials, right in between "How to Sell Real Estate" and "Thighmaster". You could get one for only three easy payments of $49.99. I figure that's a pretty small price to pay in order to avoid becoming a spider snack.
-Kevin